Georgetown university Law center
professor Chris Brummer
600 New Jersey Avenue N.W.
Washington, DC 20001
Telephone: 202-662-4191; eMAIL: cHRIS.BRUMMER@law.georgetown.edu
(source: school website)
contact cHRIS BRUMMER: a RIDICULOUS DEGREE in “germanic Studies“ – SINGING German opera, BEDDING NAKED EUROPEAN WOMEN OR MEN, drinking beer, COOKING BRATWURST SAUSAGES DURING Oktoberfest…
BREAKING NEWS (OCTOBER 2017): FRAUDULENT professor CHRIS BRUMMER WAS sued for $100 MILLION FRAUD!
CHRIS BRUMMER, the controversial Georgetown University law professor known as Dr. Bratwurst – thanks to his ridiculous degree in “Germanic Studies,” is the latest “catfish” ensnared by Trump in the president’s sweeping campaign against fraudsters and bureaucratic incompetence.
In February 2017, President Trump issued an order withdrawing a highly unqualified Obama “leftover” CFTC nominee, the notorious Georgetown Law Center imbecile professor CHRIS BRUMMER.
Trump is right: Chris Brummer is dirty. Backed by the criminal Michael Milken and Milken’s large contributions to the Democratic Party Campaign Committee, Chris Brummer bought a nomination to the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) in 2016.
But the U.S. Senate quickly reacted to reject Brummer, without ever holding a vote – a characteristic manifestation of a completely unqualified nominee. Without the Senate support, Chris Brummer’s political aspiration remained an “aspiration,” or more precisely, a fiction in a fantasy land.
CHRIS BRUMMER, THE NEWEST CRYPTOCURRENCY SCAMMER HAS A TASTE FOR BRATWURST
CHRIS BRUMMER, the scandalous Georgetown Law Center nutty professor who hasn’t worked a day in the real life is also notoriously known as the “Georgetown law Dr. Bratwurst,” a fancy title attributed to his ludicrous background in “Germanic Studies” – a BS “degree” from spinning German with an Arkansas accent, swallowing down bratwurst sausages and salivating over naked women in massage parlors during Oktoberfest…
Riding on the coattails of affirmative action throughout his life, Brummer finds his roots in the bushes of rural Arkansas, growing up furtively watching wild pigs mate in the woods.
Barely graduated from a bratwurst cooking camp outside Berlin, Brummer has had a tough time holding down a job. After getting his student RACHEL LOKO pregnant in a classroom kitchen, Brummer headed to the world of academia, uttering nonsense, waving the flag of affirmative action, wildly claiming his blue blood as a descendant of Abraham Lincoln…
Soon, Brummer landed a job in the “kitchen” of Georgetown Law Center in charge of preparing food for German visitors. But Brummer wasn’t satisfied – he had a greater ambition and a knack for the hottest scam in the world, touting cryptocurrencies as his latest recipe to charm the pants off senior citizens and misinformed Washington DC politicians.
In March 2018, the Dr. Bratwurst Chris Brummer was told to talk about his experience peddling fake bitcoins to Congress and the grandmas in Germany.
“The government is full of waste. Chris Brummer is the obvious trash for the dumpster,” said a source inside the Trump White House.
“HI, PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER, DR. BRATWURST, A RIDICULOUS PHD IN GERMANIC STUDIES… A HIGHLY UNQUALIFIED PHONY.”